He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
