oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
