How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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