just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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