accomplished twins. life is a go
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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its like you know when i get waxed
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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