I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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