I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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