i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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