You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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