Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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