yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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