Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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