porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
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