And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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