all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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