i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
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I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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