Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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