it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Randomize