I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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