It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
