I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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