He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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