Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Woke up backwards on a recliner
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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