i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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