the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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