Im at strip club and am horny
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I think your dad took our porno
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I deserve to be covered in dicks
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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