An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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