whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
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