A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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