My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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