Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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