when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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