ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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