Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
North Korea, Best Korea!
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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