So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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