Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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