Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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