dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I'm like, not good at living.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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