VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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