I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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