scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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