i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
