we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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