Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Dear god my vagina.
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