I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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