New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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