So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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