they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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