I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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