i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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