did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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