only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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