Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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