So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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